The brief
What we are naming, and for whom.
Read this once, fully, before opening the candidate list. Every rating you give should trace back to something on this page.
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What is being named
A venture doing small-ticket drywall and paint repair in occupied homes, sold to trade partners as reputational insurance. The trade partner is the customer; the homeowner is the worksite.
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The working name today is Patch Me Up. This review evaluates that name as one candidate among many, on equal footing. If it wins, we keep it with confidence. If a challenger wins, we plan a careful transition. Either outcome is a good outcome; the goal is a name chosen on evidence rather than momentum.
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The audience that matters most
The primary audience is the referring trade partner: HVAC, plumbing, electrical, property management, and warranty companies whose technicians break walls.
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When a plumbing company owner tells their customer “we will send someone to fix that wall,” the next words are our name. The name has to make that sentence easy to say and safe to say. The homeowner is the secondary audience: they see the truck, the tech, and the invoice, and they talk to neighbors.
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The register we are aiming for
Established, occupied-home professional, premium-credible. The name a trade partner is proud to say to their customer.
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Market intelligence from an experienced operator in this exact trade points the same direction: the premium end of this business runs on competence-persona names, while the patch-pun names cluster at the discount and franchise tier, where job averages run roughly 30 percent lower. Tones to avoid: jokey, first-person-cute, handyman-generic, anything that could embarrass a referring partner in front of their customer.
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Where the name has to travel
Phoenix metro first. Then, on success, Tucson, possibly Flagstaff, and eventually San Diego metro.
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The name needs runway across Southwest metros, not national reach. Phoenix and San Diego both argue for a name that reads cleanly to Spanish-speaking homeowners and crews. A name that leans on a single Phoenix landmark or a single region may not travel; that is not automatically disqualifying, but it is a documented tradeoff.
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The domain posture
We are flexible on domains. A .com exact match is preferable, not required.
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A strong name whose exact .com is taken can still win: modified domains, get- or hire- prefixes, and regional variants are all acceptable workarounds if findability holds. Do not kill a name in your head because you suspect the domain is taken. Availability gets screened properly after the shortlist forms.
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What happens after this review
Your independent ratings are combined into a consensus shortlist. Shortlisted names then get tested for usability, meaning, domain and trademark viability, and growth runway.
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Nothing is decided by this review alone. Legal screening is done by qualified professionals, not by us. The final adoption decision comes later, with full evidence in front of it.